What Shoes to Wear? (Select any photo for an enlargement.) The road back to You Don't Say. I think I'll wear these white ones. Yes, I think that's what I'll do. With bold design and heavy lace, It's such an awesome shoe. The black ones, though, are so unique, With laces to the toe, The squared-off look and thickened sole Are just right, that I know. And oh, the brown ones -- wonderful! I can give testimony. The soles give bounce to ev'ry step, But look like rigatoni. I like these boots; they're big and tough, And have gigantic toes. But, what should I wear with them? Do I have the proper cloths? These shoes are light and airy. They are great for summer wear. But since I live in Florida, The season? I don't care! These shoes are sort of crazy. That is why I like them so. The sculptured soles -- intriguing, And they're quite attractive, no? Another snazzy sneaker is This one with bumpy sole. It's really weird and wacky, yes. And isn't that the goal? The chunky sole's delightful. And I like the color green. These just might be the coolest shoes That I have ever seen. The raised heels -- rather risque, But I think that they are neat. And with the decorations, I would say they can't be beat. These sneakers, they are truly wild. Their accent plates are gold. Their patent leather and red tongues Are bright and brash and bold! The polka dots are perfect And the colors, they are, too. The kookiness -- just right for me, But prob'bly not for you. So many pairs to pick from, It is oh, so hard to choose. I like them, one and all. Indeed! My splendid, crazy shoes.